Through the lens of heteronormativity and patriarchy, anilingus is for everybody-that is, as long as the bodies being acted upon are female. If asses are just newfangled knottier vaginas, the act of having your ass licked is innately one of feminization. Set aside, briefly, the pervasive hangups about butts that are seemingly separate from, but almost certainly subconsciously intertwined with gender and sexuality that they’re dirty, smelly, and even sinful sites, making anilingus an act so deviant that even Alfred Kinsey never studied nor referred to it. That says an awful lot, culturally, about what kind of ass play is and isn’t viewed as fully okay. And porn star Asa Akira declared in an interview that, “Culturally, ass is the new pussy.” The most quoted lyric from Nicki Minaj’s hit “Anaconda” is about a dude who “tossed salad like his name Romaine.” In an episode of “Broad City,” Ilana nonchalantly mentions that “anal is on the menu.” Trey Songz echoes the sentiment on the track “ Cake,” a song all about eating “cake.” The precious moment between two unidentified Detroit Lion fans who decided a public parking lot was the perfect venue for ass eating was captured in a photo that went viral. What took us so long? After hardly being spoken of publicly for the last few centuries-or the decade and a half since Charlotte confessed to performing it on "Sex and the City"-anilingus has finally became a featured player in pop culture. “Come on, just try it / And lick, lick, lick!” Nearly 300 years before Desi buried three-quarters of his face in Marnie’s ass on this season’s premiere of "Girls," Mozart was already foreshadowing our cultural embrace of anilingus, aka rimming, ass munching, salad tossing, and to bring things fully up-to-date, “eating cake.” The music is by lesser-known Czech composer Wenzel Trnka von Krzowitz, but the lyrics are pure Mozart: “Lick my ass nicely / lick it nice and clean,” the canon jauntily proposes. Titled “Leck mich im Arsch,” which literally translates to “ Lick me in the ass,” it’s the sort of song that might be referred to as a “bawdy ode” or a “ribald verse,” and consists almost solely of the repeated request that we all get real familiar with the business end of Mozart’s anus. With anilingus currently in so many editorial spreads and on the tip of so many tongues, it bears noting that Mozart wrote a song about eating ass. Moderators are not experts in everything so we do not always moderate for accuracy, though there are often one or two people wearing their smarty pants in the comments.This article originally appeared on AlterNet. Lastly, always check the comments for guides. If you do we may remove some of your posts in the interest of keeping a wide array of topics. Please help keep the sub diverse by not saturating the sub with one topic. Many of you might have whole folders of guides, but they are all on similar topics. If you know the source of your guide, post it in the comments so people can know the true heros! This includes guides describing the creation of dangerous items/materials and/or guides that are designed with the purpose to harm or hurt others do not fit the culture of this sub and will be removed. Guides depicting harmful, dangerous, or destructive content will be removed. Guides must use either Reddit or Imgur as an image hostĥ. Nonserious/Comedy Guides Will Be Removed (better suited for /r/shittycoolguides)Ĥ. Please only post direct links to images of type. If you have questions message us, if you think a post is not a good one downvote it.ġ. These are the considerations the mod team use when they feel it is appropriate to remove posts. Sometimes infographics can masquerade as how-to guides. If your guide is more of a visual essay than a structured table or list, then chances are that is an infographic. Flow charts and step-by-step guides are considered guides, so are visual references that line up different types of something next to one another other.Īn infographic is more educational in layout and content, finding something specific on an infographic is not as easy because it is designed to inform through more narrative structures. Guides are typically laid out in a grid configuration of some sort or sectioned into multiple tables by a category or step of a process. On top of that not all guides are created equal, many technically qualify as guides, but lack substance. If someone has to visually bop around your guide to find what they are looking for, the guide does not pass the layout test. The layout or structure of a guide must be that so, when someone is trying to find/reference information from the guide, they can do so logically or simply. It takes both content and layout to make something a guide. Guides are reference materials, how-tos, and/or comparison tables.
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